環球小姐機智問答最辣的一題

極神

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male
>> organ in your country ?
>> 問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>> Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in
>> America are like gentlemen.
>> 美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。
>> Question: How can you say so?
>> 問：為什麼呢？
>> Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a
>> woman......
>> 美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立......
>> (Applause!Applause!)(鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>
>> Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male
>> organ in your country?
>> 問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>> Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our
>> very own Bullfight or
>> Toro(Bull)
>> 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
>> Question: How can you say so?
>> 問：為什麼呢？
>> Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an
>> opening.
>> 西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
>> (Applause! Applause !)(鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>
>> Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a
>> male organ in your country?
>> 問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>> Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in
>> our country are like
>> gossip or rumors.
>> 菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
>> Question: How can you say so?
>> 問：為什麼呢？
>> Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to
>> mouth.
>> 菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
>> (Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation!
>> Applause!Applause!)
>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>
>> Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ
>> in your Country?
>> 問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>> Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran
>> are like thieves.
>> 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。
>> Question: How can you say so?
>> 問：為什麼呢？
>> Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the
>> back door.
>> 伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
>> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter!Applause!
>> Applause!)
>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>
>> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male
>> organ in your country?
>> 問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>> Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India
>> are like labourers.
>> 印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。
>> Question: How can you say so?
>> 問：為什麼呢？
>> Ms India: Because it works day and night......
>> 印度小姐：因為日夜勞"做"。
>> (Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause!Applause!
>> Applause! Applause!)
>> (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>
>> Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male
>> organ in your country?
>> 問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>> Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in
>> Malaysia are like Proton
>> car.
>>
> 馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
>> Question: How can you say so?
>> 問：為什麼呢？
>> Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
>>
> 馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)
>> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter!Applause!
>> Applause!)
>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>
>> Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male
>> organ in your country?
>> 問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>> Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In
>> Singapore is very Kiasu
>> (Afraid to lose).
>> 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
>> Question: How can you say so?
>> 問：為什麼呢？
>> Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and
>> leave 15 minutes before
>> the show is over.
>> 新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前15分鐘出場。
>> (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!Applause!
>> Applause! Applause!)
>> (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>
>> Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male
>> organ in your country?
>> 問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>> Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China
>> are like Deng Siu Ping.
>> 中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平.
>> Question: How can you say so?
>> 問：為什麼呢？
>> Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work
>> until 90.
>> 中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。
>> (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter!Applause!
>> Applause!)
>> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>>
>> 問：台灣小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
>> 台灣小姐：中國的男性器官像陳水扁.
>> 問：為什麼呢？
>> 台灣小姐：明明不行，還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。
>>
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why132

無趣~bc太長和有點那個:26:

大神

gdgdgdgdgd好好笑
:05:

why132

:54: 超無聊

鉛筆仔仔

少少3LA:12:

極神

教你們英文wor:84:

鉛筆仔仔

5教我都識LA==仲有識埋D無謂野有鬼用咩=W=:75:

sfa00062

又真係好好笑喎~支持你繼續出！

ngwailun456

好好笑呀!!:28:

vincentlai

good:54:
very funnyy :71:  :66:
i like it .......:65: