打九折

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某天早上，我同學兩人坐在車位上，身旁站著兩位建中男同學，
我同學竊聽那兩建中男生的閒聊…
A男：唉…你還記得我前幾個禮拜去訂作制服褲嗎？！
B男：記得呀！怎樣？！
A男：那天我去西門町那訂作呀…老板就在幫我量尺寸ㄇㄟ，
他就問我你想打幾折…我心裡就在想第一次來這不要太狠，
就很客氣的對老板：「說呵~~打九折就可以啦！
老板猶豫一下就回答我：「好！…」
B男：嗯~~那不錯呀！然後ㄋㄟ？
A男：然後？！誰知道…老板原來是問褲子腰邊旁要打褶啦！
害我穿上訂作褲，看起來像百褶裙…
B男一臉錯鄂愕：啊？！不會吧？！
A男滿臉悲憤的邊拉起外套邊說：不相信你看嘛…
頓時只見B男和我那憋很久的同學們都像發了瘋一般在各自抽慉狂笑…

幻幻

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