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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
:要節約用水,和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
:愛你的鄰居,不過別讓她老公抓到。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
:每個人都應該熱愛動物,牠們是如此美味。
「Your future depends on your dreams.」 So go tosleep.
:「現在的夢想決定著你的將來」所以還是睡覺吧。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful ma
n, there are two.
:每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人。每個不成功\\男人的背後,都有兩個。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
:愛情就像照片,需要黑暗來培養
。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
:後排座位上的小孩會生出意外,後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
:每個男人都應該結婚,畢竟快樂不是生活中唯一的追求。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
:聰明人不結婚,一旦結婚就不聰明了。
「Work fascinates me.」 I can look at it for hours!
:「工作好有意思耶!」我可以盯著看上好幾個小時(發呆)。
「Hard work never killed anybody.」 But why take the risk?
:「努力工作不會死的!」不過何必冒那個險呢?
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
:成功是相對的,他帶來很多親戚。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
:別等到明天再拖延,今天就拖延吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
:應該有比在早上醒來更好的方式開始新的一天。
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
:鈔票不是一切的,這世上還有信用卡。
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting t
he view.
:服飾就像鐵絲網,它保衛了領土,但不妨礙視線。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
:神決定了誰是你的親戚,感謝上帝在選擇朋友方面,給我們留了餘地。
When two's company, three's the result!
:兩個人作伴,結果就變成了三個人!
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
:學得越多,知道得越多;知道得越多,忘記得越多;忘記得越多,知道得越少。幹嘛費那
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